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365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor
Satirical and Sarcastic Sayings for Every Day (Your Daily Dose of Sarcasm and Irony on the Madness of our World Today)
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Satirical quotes for every dayWhether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings.Dry humor disguised as original quotesAn atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and crea...
Satirical quotes for every dayWhether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings.Dry humor disguised as original quotesAn atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about of-fending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little blunt-ness.The ultimate collection of satirical quotesThe quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from suc-cessful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you.A cheeky quote every dayIn this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes themati-cally so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebra-tions.A little foretaste15th January:"An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots."- Ernest Hemingway11th February:"In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you."- Sarah Bernhardt18th March:"You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea."- Gertrude Stein1st April:"Inour time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it."- Søren Kierkegaard4th May:"There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell."- George Bernard Shaw27th June:"There are many people I would like to miss right now."- Tomi Ungerer4th July:"The men of today are also no longer what they have never been."- Kylie Minogue6th August:"Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off."- David Herbert Lawrence26th September:"The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires."- Frank Sinatra20th October:"Silent people become even more boring when they start talking."- Jane Austen15th November:"Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity."- Frank Billings Kellogg24th December:"A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it."- Karl KrausAlways a proper saying on handIn this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. The next time you want to "surprise" your partner, have a ready saying for your colleague at the office, or you need a little cheering up your-self, you can open this treasure trove of quotes, read a few lines and then hit the ground running with new energy.
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