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Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book

A Treasury Hilarious Jokes On The Course, Clubhouse Bar, Or Tee Box Or Basically Anywhere.

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Produktbeschreibung

One of the funniest joke books on the market today! An overnight bestselling book in the sports - humor category, "Absolutely Hilarious Adult Golf Joke Book" features gut-busting jokes, like "John Daly walks into a clubhouse bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So John asks the bartender what the test is. The bartender says, 'Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth…you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her.' John says, 'Well, I've done some outrageous things in my life, but as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then it gets crazier from there.' Well, as time goes on John drinks a few, he asks, 'Wherez zat teeqeelah?' He grabs the gallon of pepper tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears are now streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, and then silence. John staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. 'Now' he says, 'Where's that woman with the sore tooth?'" Each joke is preceded by a golf quote, "These greens are so fast, I hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow." -Sam Snead on the Greens at Augusta Or, warm-hearted quotes like, "There's a perfect shot out there tryin' to find each and every one of us…. All we got to do is get ourselves out of its way, to let it choose us…. Can't see that flag as some dragon you got to slay…. You got to look with soft eyes…. See the place where the tides and the seasons and the turnin' of the Earthy, all come together…where everything that is, becomes one…. You got to seek that place with your soul." -Legend of Bagger Vance Get this book and keep it in your bag! Happy Golfing! From the Team at Golfwell www.TeamGolfwell.com

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Pacific Trust Holdings NZ Ltd.
• Seitenzahl: 212
• Erscheinungstermin: 2. April 2016
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 229mm x 152mm x 12mm
• Gewicht: 315g
• ISBN-13: 9780473355494
• ISBN-10: 0473355493
• Artikelnr.: 44859462

Autorenporträt

We've played golf all our lives and got tired of hearing the same golf jokes so decided to create something refreshing for a laugh on the course or at the clubhouse bar. We along with thousands of others who socially and for business play golf, believe taking golf too seriously may lead to disaster on the course as well as business relationships. We agree with the words of Arthur Daley, "Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you take it seriously, it will break your heart." So The Team created this joke book to help you relax, have fun and build better business relationships. It's a winner and helps all have fun and relax during a round. Good jokes help you relax - as comedian Bill Murray points out, "The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself." Keep it in your bag and pull it out during delays on the course or in the clubhouse bar after a round, or anytime if you need a laugh. www.golfwell.net