I COME FROM THE MOON... A VERY COLD PLACE... A STAR... WITH A MYRIAD OF HUGE CRATERS. I LIVE... IN THE SEA OF TRANQUILITY... MARE TRANQUILLITATIS. BUT WHEN I AM SAD... I TAKE REFUGE... ON THE DARK SIDE... OF THE FULL MOON... ON ITS HIDDEN SIDE... TO CRY... THOUSANDS OF STARRY TEARS. I'M NEVER THIRSTY... BECAUSE I'M ALWAYS DRUNK.