This parody of a typical "Lonely Hearts column," specifically written for troubled astronomers, features questions and answers about astronomy that entertains as well as informs. It offers much practical advice as well as stories on the history of astronomy.
During more than four decades of involvement in amateur astronomy, I have enjoyed the privilege of rubbing shoulders with numberless amateur and professional astr- omers. In so doing I have encountered at first, second, and third hand many of the joys and pitfalls that sky watchers can experience in pursuit of the universe's wonders. I have often howled at tall tales that would not disgrace a pirate's tavern. Many of these astounding stories have become the kernels of my Dear Steve column items. Learning how to operate the technology for observing and imaging the universe is work enough for any aspiring astronomer; however, many have problems of their own making. Not only do they share these troubles with other astronomers, they are on the receiving end of colleagues and friends doing the same. With all these agonized communications flying about, it is hard to understand how anyone gets any real work done! For the amusement of my peers I have long fondly parodied these imagined literary exchanges. These fantasy ''Agony Aunt'' questions began appearing in the pages of the Loughton Astronomical Society's monthly (and Christmas Special) journals about 30 years ago, in the guise of The astronomer's problem page. This was by the kind indulgence of the then editor, namely myself. Happily, even when the magazine of the LAS evolved into something much better, under the tender and loving care of those who came after me, these problem letters were still in demand and even now occasionally appear.
During more than four decades of involvement in amateur astronomy, I have enjoyed the privilege of rubbing shoulders with numberless amateur and professional astr- omers. In so doing I have encountered at first, second, and third hand many of the joys and pitfalls that sky watchers can experience in pursuit of the universe's wonders. I have often howled at tall tales that would not disgrace a pirate's tavern. Many of these astounding stories have become the kernels of my Dear Steve column items. Learning how to operate the technology for observing and imaging the universe is work enough for any aspiring astronomer; however, many have problems of their own making. Not only do they share these troubles with other astronomers, they are on the receiving end of colleagues and friends doing the same. With all these agonized communications flying about, it is hard to understand how anyone gets any real work done! For the amusement of my peers I have long fondly parodied these imagined literary exchanges. These fantasy ''Agony Aunt'' questions began appearing in the pages of the Loughton Astronomical Society's monthly (and Christmas Special) journals about 30 years ago, in the guise of The astronomer's problem page. This was by the kind indulgence of the then editor, namely myself. Happily, even when the magazine of the LAS evolved into something much better, under the tender and loving care of those who came after me, these problem letters were still in demand and even now occasionally appear.
From the reviews:
"A humorous book about astronomy, both entertaining and factual, sounds like fun. ... Amateur astronomers and their families and friends are most likely to find it amusing, as they're aware of the sometimes obsessive behavior of astronomers. And newbie observers would get a good deal of useful information from a seasoned observer. It could be fun light reading for anyone." (bellaonline.com, February, 2014)
"'Astronomers Anonymous' is a book that seems to have all of those problems that one might have to deal with when observing the night sky. ... 'Astronomers Anonymous' is a great book to turn to, as it is both fun, and might give you ideas on how to solve problems that might creep up in the dark." (Kadri Tinn, AstroMadness.com, October, 2013)
"Steve Ringwood's book is very entertaining and informative, and very unusual. ... Each request is given first, followed by a sharp and witty reply. These are followed by a serious, informative answer, again with wit and humour. Illustrations and drawings appear regularly. ... Another very good book from Springer, to be relished." (Richard Bailey, Popular Astronomy, January-February, 2011)
"Astronomers Anonymous is well worth buying, especially if you are going to be stuck on a transatlantic flight for eight hours! Steve has been writing entertaining stuff for decades and my first conscious recollection of a highly memorable Ringwood piece ... . For me, it was hard to put the book down, and even the most stone-faced reader should find something to amuse them." (Martin Mobberley, Astronomy Now, November, 2010)
"A humorous book about astronomy, both entertaining and factual, sounds like fun. ... Amateur astronomers and their families and friends are most likely to find it amusing, as they're aware of the sometimes obsessive behavior of astronomers. And newbie observers would get a good deal of useful information from a seasoned observer. It could be fun light reading for anyone." (bellaonline.com, February, 2014)
"'Astronomers Anonymous' is a book that seems to have all of those problems that one might have to deal with when observing the night sky. ... 'Astronomers Anonymous' is a great book to turn to, as it is both fun, and might give you ideas on how to solve problems that might creep up in the dark." (Kadri Tinn, AstroMadness.com, October, 2013)
"Steve Ringwood's book is very entertaining and informative, and very unusual. ... Each request is given first, followed by a sharp and witty reply. These are followed by a serious, informative answer, again with wit and humour. Illustrations and drawings appear regularly. ... Another very good book from Springer, to be relished." (Richard Bailey, Popular Astronomy, January-February, 2011)
"Astronomers Anonymous is well worth buying, especially if you are going to be stuck on a transatlantic flight for eight hours! Steve has been writing entertaining stuff for decades and my first conscious recollection of a highly memorable Ringwood piece ... . For me, it was hard to put the book down, and even the most stone-faced reader should find something to amuse them." (Martin Mobberley, Astronomy Now, November, 2010)