Autobiography of a One-Year-Old - Candappa, Rohan
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A world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything is at completely the wrong height. Where you're not allowed to splash in the bath, but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. For everybody who has ever looked at a baby and wondered what he -- or she -- is thinking comes "Autobiography of a One-Year-Old," a "memoir" of life from twelve to twenty-four months. Readers will not only get a glimpse into the startling revelations of a young mind, but will look anew at the simple things every grown-up takes for granted -- mirrors (a.k.a.…mehr

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A world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything is at completely the wrong height. Where you're not allowed to splash in the bath, but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. For everybody who has ever looked at a baby and wondered what he -- or she -- is thinking comes "Autobiography of a One-Year-Old," a "memoir" of life from twelve to twenty-four months. Readers will not only get a glimpse into the startling revelations of a young mind, but will look anew at the simple things every grown-up takes for granted -- mirrors (a.k.a. "the stalker"), hands ("on the whole, a damn good idea"), nursery rhymes ("Miss Muffet was a wuss"), and, of course, crying, diapers, and poop. As our guide says: "It's a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I've laughed a lot, I've cried a lot, I've learned a lot. And so will you." So take a look at life as it's rarely seen by adults, but be forewarned: It's a sandbox out there.
"I am a one-year-old and this is my autobiography....” Have you ever looked at your baby and wondered what he or she is thinking? Are you ready to find out? "I thought it was about time someone told it like it is. So I'm spilling the beans on the world of a one-year-old. A world where you're left in the charge of totally inept parents. Where everything's at completely the wrong height. Where you're not allowed to splash in the bath but you are in the pool. Where nobody understands a single word you say. And where diapers and poop loom large at every turn. "It's a roller-coaster ride through one heck of a year. I've laughed a lot, I've cried a lot, I've learned a lot. And so will you. You might even discover the answer to that age-old question: Humpty Dumpty — did he fall or was he pushed? "Anyway, must run. I see a bowl of tepid gloop is being spooned out for me. What joy.” Welcome to the wonderful world of your one-year-old.
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As told to Rohan Candappa