So I'm surrounded by crocodiles, holding a briefcase full of fish fingers, I'm wearing a swamp monster mask AND MISS PRIMULA IS ABOUT TO CALL MY PARENTS!!! Meet Beth, a hilarious new heroine, as she tries to survive school, family barbecues, school, safari parks, school, Clarissa Musgrove, school, a trip to the cinema, Granny's evil parrot and much, much more!