Beer Run - Blaise, Beckett
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When Beer Runs Go Bad... Ever had one of those days where you're just trying to buy some beer for the guys, and suddenly you're fighting demon hordes alongside your favorite adult film star? No? Just Jason then. Meet Jason - college student, beer run specialist, and newly minted owner of the Grievous Saeton, an ancient artifact with a twisted sense of humor. When his first wish accidentally summons adult film sensation Penny Tickles (yes, that's really her name), he learns the hard way that some fantasies are better left in incognito mode. Now they're stuck together fighting hell's most…mehr

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When Beer Runs Go Bad... Ever had one of those days where you're just trying to buy some beer for the guys, and suddenly you're fighting demon hordes alongside your favorite adult film star? No? Just Jason then. Meet Jason - college student, beer run specialist, and newly minted owner of the Grievous Saeton, an ancient artifact with a twisted sense of humor. When his first wish accidentally summons adult film sensation Penny Tickles (yes, that's really her name), he learns the hard way that some fantasies are better left in incognito mode. Now they're stuck together fighting hell's most persistent door-to-door salesmen, armed with nothing but alcohol-induced superpowers (his) and a literally smoking hot ability (hers). Add in Asterial, a snarky parademon who chose to be a cat because "it's more dignified," and a fallen priest who treats his RV better than most people treat their children, and you've got a recipe for supernatural chaos. Can Jason save the world while maintaining a reasonable blood alcohol level? Will Penny's unique talents prove useful against forces of darkness, or just really awkward at family dinners? And why does everyone keep threatening to rip off specific body parts? Beer Run is what happens when Supernatural meets The Hangover, with a dash of spicy romance thrown in for good measure. It's got everything: demon cats with attitude problems, holy men with questionable methods, and the world's most dangerous beer run. Plus, there's a love story in there somewhere... assuming they survive long enough to figure it out. Warning: This book contains gratuitous demon violence, questionable life choices, and a cat who insists he's not actually a cat. Reader discretion is advised. Perfect for fans of supernatural shenanigans who don't mind their apocalypses served with a side of snark and a shot of whiskey. Remember: Saving the world is thirsty work.
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Life is indeed stranger than fiction, which is why Beckett Blaise has such a strong sense of humor. Many of the off the wall things that happen to his protagonists have actually happened to him in real life! The more outlandish and unbelievable the thing, the more likely it actually happened. When he decided to write books, he made only one rule: I will not hold back and will just let myself go no matter how offensive or dirty the dish! I don't want to worry about anything. I just want to tell the story my way. That’s his mantra, credo, and promise and he lives by it. Beckett hails from Texas but he never felt he fit in to the Texas crowd. He has always been different and that’s all right with him. He loves Science Fiction, Fantasy, and Horror. Sometimes he likes all three at once. He writes to be free, so he writes freely. Fantasy means you fantasize about things real and unreal, so if you can dream up things like demons, aliens, vampires, wizards, and more you can fit them into any story.