Congratulatyions - Davis, Tyler James
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POEMS ABOUT...being alone, old coins, meatlovers pizzas, how doors in my dreams never work, bookshelves from IKEA, grocery shopping as a form of meditation, junk drawers in kitchens, being religious but having no faith, coal, how the beach town you've visited since you were a kid seems to never change at all ...AND MORE! YES! I want 12 issues of CONGRATULATYIONS Magazine delivered to my door for $9 instead of the $12 I pay at the newsstand. Each issue is filled with unrhyming semi-prose "poems" about things that make Tyler so overflowing with sentimentality that he has to spend $125 on an ISBN…mehr

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POEMS ABOUT...being alone, old coins, meatlovers pizzas, how doors in my dreams never work, bookshelves from IKEA, grocery shopping as a form of meditation, junk drawers in kitchens, being religious but having no faith, coal, how the beach town you've visited since you were a kid seems to never change at all ...AND MORE! YES! I want 12 issues of CONGRATULATYIONS Magazine delivered to my door for $9 instead of the $12 I pay at the newsstand. Each issue is filled with unrhyming semi-prose "poems" about things that make Tyler so overflowing with sentimentality that he has to spend $125 on an ISBN and publish a book about them in order to otherwise function properly.
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Tyler was born in 1990 (waits for your gasps to stop) and he -- yes, 1990 -- and he is the only person -- that makes me 28 -- and he is the -- I did not just graduate high school -- and Tyler is the only person in history to -- yes, that makes me a millenial. Forget it. Tyler moved to Virginia 3 years ago and is trying his best to water his garden of acquaintances well enough that some friends will sprout. He asked a coworker out on a date this year and she said yes, but he didn't use the word "date" when he asked, and then when they finally found a day that worked with her, she asked who else was going to go and he realized that she didn't think he was actually asking her out on a date. One time Tyler made a joke during a teacher league kickball game when he got to third base about how he never got to third base before and the thirdbaseman thought he wasn't making a double entendre and it upset him a little bit. He somehow still doesn't have a cat.