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Read the words of the world's only Autodidact Polymath Magnificently Methodical Southern Woman and The Most Brilliant Woman In The World as she guides you through page after page of deep thinking coupled with hilarious snarky until the lily is gilded. You will faint in pure pleasure at her insights. Yes, humorists are much busier people than you, especially this one who has identified the role of the Medicinal Margarita in a writer's life, and more than you can imagine as this partial list of chapters will show. (And yes, you will want to read the footnoes.) "Do not despise small beginnings."…mehr

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Read the words of the world's only Autodidact Polymath Magnificently Methodical Southern Woman and The Most Brilliant Woman In The World as she guides you through page after page of deep thinking coupled with hilarious snarky until the lily is gilded. You will faint in pure pleasure at her insights. Yes, humorists are much busier people than you, especially this one who has identified the role of the Medicinal Margarita in a writer's life, and more than you can imagine as this partial list of chapters will show. (And yes, you will want to read the footnoes.) "Do not despise small beginnings." Conversations in Hyperreality, or The Polymaths Amongst Us and the New Renaissance Cats throughout history, or How I almost threw up What do Marxists, Russians, and Pussy-Hat Wearing Liberal Democrat RINO Socialist Fascist Commies all have in common? They love money The Most Brilliant Woman In The World nailed it a long time ago Explaining a Theme Park to Future Archeologists and Anthropologists The Medicinal Margarita The difference between boys and girls, from someone who knows A Gender Scholar goes to Hooter's to find out why it is so popular "I do not apologize for my insensitive tweet." "No Selfie Zone" One cannot wave a weenie. One can only waggle it Angela listens to braggings and questions the recollections If This, Then That: Or How to Spin facts in an Alternative Universe Caution: Prone to break out in song If I write a tell-all about my affair with a married, big-time, well-known, highly lauded, and not-too-much-younger-than-me crime writer, will my other books sell faster? Living life tempo Snapchato What I've learned of communication by singing at Jazz jams Two conversations in hyperreality, or Karma is a bitch How not to rob a convenience store Pansexual: The New Slut The Winds of War Emojis and Emoticons: The New Language of Love Conversation over a coffee shop counter I was accused of being an unsuccessful smartass. Does that make me a dumbass? You never really know someone until you sleep with them Goodbye, Aretha How Angela put da beatdown on the Kingsmen drummer The Art of the Snappy Comeback: That's my name. Don't wear it out Hazel and The Russians: A Lesson in Diplomacy Speaking of bullies How to Speak Like a Liberal Newscaster in Three Easy Steps How to Speak like a Conservative Newscaster How to Speak Like a Conservative TV/Radio Pundit The History of The Dark Web The Vagina Wars Commas be gone The Nature of the Crave: Part Three Playing Strip Poker Like a Boss