Dan Clark

Dan Clark Humor Files

A Repository of Jokes and B.S. Tales

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Produktbeschreibung

THE GREATEST COLLECTION OF LAUGH-OUT-LOUD JOKES IN THE UNIVERSE!! JOCULAR! WAGGISH!! FACETIOUS!!! BECAUSE THE FUNNIEST THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU LOOK FOR LAUGHS The mentally irregular material manifested in this manuscript was assembled by Dan Clark during a time when he obviously had a lapse in judgment and forgot he was a world class motivational speaker. Having written over thirty positive, life-changing books, this anthology is shallow and meaningless, destined not for the shelves of your library, but for your washroom reading pleasure as you seek comic relief for a constipated soul. While his books on self-mastery, leadership, team building, parenting, relationship selling, and public speaking were inspired in the breathtaking Irish countryside and beaches of Costa Rica, Dan wrote and compiled this 'piece of work' in the tiny towns of Weed California, Hooker Oklahoma, Cut n Shoot Texas, Hell Michigan, Toad Suck Ferry Arkansas, Boring Oregon, and Nothing, Total Wreck, Why, and Surprise Arizona! __________ Although many assume that 7th grade was Dan's senior year, his stellar academic performance actually extended to the three years he was a junior in high school that nearly killed the whole faculty. Yet, because Dan's cholesterol count was higher than his SAT scores, it was only a matter of time before Dan was performing 'stand up' in some of the most prestigious comedy clubs in North America including Yuk Yuks in Toronto, The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, Ice House in Pasadena, Caroline's in New York, and Second City in Chicago. Always upbeat and sometimes 'off-the-wall,' Dan is famous for visiting sick friends suffering in hospitals with the soul purpose of making them laugh to help them heal through humor! And if that doesn't work, he gets them a deal on a colonoscopy, which will put a smile on anyone's face! PUBLISHER'S DISCLAIMER No one can be held responsible for the content in this book! It's just flat out funny! Of course some of the jokes are edgy, but if you are offended, no apologies, only condolences for having your knickers in a twist, knowing HE WHO LAUGHS - LASTS!

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Dan Clark and Associates
• Seitenzahl: 204
• Erscheinungstermin: 6. Juli 2022
• Englisch
• Abmessung: 229mm x 152mm x 11mm
• Gewicht: 304g
• ISBN-13: 9798986404370
• Artikelnr.: 64283125

Autorenporträt

Dan Clark is founder and CEO of the international communications firm Dan Clark and Associates; University Professor; High Performance Business Coach; Alumnus of the University of Utah (Psychology); National Talk Radio Host; Gold Record Songwriter; Award Winning Athlete who fought his way back from a paralyzing injury that cut short his football career; New York Times Best Selling Author of 34 books; and a primary contributing author to the Chicken Soup For The Soul series, where Dan's story "Puppies For Sale" was made into a film at Paramount Studios starring Jack Lemmon.As a master storyteller Dan has been published in more than 50 million books in 50 languages worldwide, has appeared on over 500 television and radio shows including Oprah and Glenn Beck, and has been featured in Entrepreneur, Forbes, Inc., Thought Masters, Utah Business, Mayo Clinic and Millionaire Magazines.In 2005, Dan was inducted into the National Speakers Hall of Fame, and has been named one of the Top Ten Motivational Speakers In The World.Since 1982, Dan has spoken to millions of people in over 5500 audiences, in 61 countries, on 6 continents, to 200 of the Fortune 500 companies, Super Bowl Champions, NASA, the United Nations, and multiple times to our combat troops in Iraq, Afghanistan, Asia and Africa.