'Like many expats, Demetris Georgiades has an uneasy relationship with Cyprus, but one that is essentially affectionate. In this engaging exposé, full of personal anecdotes and frank comments, the writer explores Cypriot mentality, commenting on the nation's charms, foibles and obsessions under headings that speak for themselves such as I have a relative who can arrange things' and What village are your parents from?' Living in Cyprus might have proved a challenge for Georgiades but it has also been his inspiration...' Bestselling author Eve Makis (Eat, Drink and Be Married)