Gav isn?t really sure how he ended up with a castle full of goblins, or why he has a princess locked in a cell. All he can do is play along with his own evil plan in hopes of getting his memories back before he gets himself killed. Faking it as an evil wizard, Gav must face up to all the things the Dread Lord Gavrax has done. And he?ll have to answer the hardest question of all who does he want to be? A high fantasy farce featuring killer moat squid, toxic masculinity, an evil wizard convocation, and a garlic festival. All at once.