His Nibship in the Midship
HMS Steadmanitania
Ghosts of Gone Birds
So I said, then he said, then...
Japanese Egret
Great Auk
North Island Giant Moa
Choiseul Crested Pigeon
Black Mamo
Guadalupe Caracara
Mauritius Owl
Rodrigues Solitaire
Oahu 'O'o
Jamaican Red Macaw
Liverpool Pigeon
Purple Gallinule
South Telly Chat
Chatham Rail
North Island Takahe
Pallas's Cormorant
Dodo
Blue Slut
Rodrigues Blue-black Throstle
Lesser-blotted Bitwing
Mauritius Night Heron
Mechanical Botanical Spunt
Imperial Woodpecker
Martinique Amazon Parrot
King Island Shtum
Orange-beaked Mwit
Huia
Red-footed Booby
Bonin Wood Pigeon
St Helena Giant Hoopoe
Red-moustached Fruit Dove
Snail-eating Coua
Ula-'ai-Hawane
Greater Amakihi
Biship's 'O'o
Honduras Banana 'O'o
How a Bird is Born
Pale Blue Piddle
Carolina Parakeet
North Island Piopio
South Island Piopio
Red Rail
Moor Pen
Needless Smut
Réunion Sacred Ibis
Quink
Spundwick's Fret
Cuban Macaw
Labrador Duck
Mauritius Blue Pigeon
Dusky Seaside Sparrow
Lord Howe Swamphen
Bar-winged Rail
Norfolk Island Kaka
Ex-Stink Boid
Blue Lidwink
Blackened Thront
Gould's Emerald
Aldabra Brush Warbler
Stephens Island Wren
Grand Cayman Thrush
Robust White-eye
Splindwilf
Orange-beaked One-wing Jurassic
Atitlán Grebe
Laughing Owl
Double-banded Argus
Lanai Hookbill
Humpbacked Blue Mult
York Island Fright
Chatham Island Bellbird
Dieffenbach's Rail
Lord Howe Gerygone
Robust White-eye
Guam Flycatcher
Aldabra Brush Warbler
Blue-winded Gasp
New Zealand Quail
Wizened Twit
White-winged Sandpiper
Auckland Island Merganser
Nasty Tern
Gob Swallow
Once Bittern
Lousy Grudgian
Mauritian Shelduck
New Zealand Little Bittern
Colombian Grebe
Mascarene Parrot
Channel-beaked Murdoch Cuckoo
Broad-billed Parrot
Spotted Wingless Strut
Mottled Splatwink
Angered Maggot Sleet
Crested Honeycreeper
Pueo
'Apapane
Maui Creeper
Omao
Common 'Amakihi
Palila
Hawaiian I'iwi
Hawaiian Ariapola'au
Lanai Oloma'o
Greater Koa Finch
Kona Grosbeak
Lanai Hookbill
Kioea
Laysan Rail
Hawaiian Rail
Bishop's 'O'o
Hawaiian Crow
Canary Islands Oystercatcher
The White-winged Gonner
Tanna Ground-dove
Spittle's Yerk
Northern Bald Ibis
Lesser Peruvian Blue-beaked Blotswerve
White-winged Feathered Dinosaur
Tristan Moorhen
Hawaii Mamo
The man who hated birdshit
Tahiti Rail
Réunion Gallinule
White Gallinule
Guadalupe Ponce
Oceanic Eclectus Parrot
Kakawahie
Lesser-blotted Kamao
Guadeloupe Amazon Parrot
Oahu Nukupu'u
Lesser 'Akialoa
Purple Swamphen
White Gallinule
Tahiti Sandpiper
Yooo-eeee Bluebreast
Dickie Bird
Nested Lemon Tweet
Jail Bird
Yuleiptopede Nativitaurus Willychick Tweet
Long-legged Shortwing
Passenger Pigeon
Orange Thronk
Pink Twisted Thrisp
Branch Fling Schwing
Pink Rotten Scrawl
Random Blotted Slumley
Splattered Shag
Desert Bluebeak
Pink-headed Duck
Giant Elephant Bird
Green Twot
Yellow Twet
Pink Twit
'Smy Egg
Acknowledgements
