This book contains two stories Fifty aches and Pains is an hilarious look at senior citizen sex, join Beryl and Merle who in an induced alcohol fueled moment at the local bingo have a bet as to who can get laid first. What transpires is one great laugh as the caustic friendship transpires into an all out effort to win the bet. If sex offends do not buy this novel. Megs Story. Based on a true and amazing story of a young womans sexual awakening and a Mothers deceit. This story also contains sexual references and includes Indian sexual practices.