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United States of America President, Woodrow Scrubb: Remember him? Fondly? Not so much? Here's your opportunity, to get to know the real man, from his Confidential Diary: quite the opposite of the man you thought he was. Poor Woodrow Scrubb! He never wanted to be President, with his spacey, 'the lights are on but nobody's home', wife, Phoebe, as First Lady... ...and neither did Woodrow's gorgon psychopath of a Mother, the family matriarch, Hermione, want anyone installed in the Oval Office, other than her beloved, younger, boy, the philandering jackass Governor Cosmo... ...until Cosmo's…mehr

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United States of America President, Woodrow Scrubb: Remember him? Fondly? Not so much? Here's your opportunity, to get to know the real man, from his Confidential Diary: quite the opposite of the man you thought he was. Poor Woodrow Scrubb! He never wanted to be President, with his spacey, 'the lights are on but nobody's home', wife, Phoebe, as First Lady... ...and neither did Woodrow's gorgon psychopath of a Mother, the family matriarch, Hermione, want anyone installed in the Oval Office, other than her beloved, younger, boy, the philandering jackass Governor Cosmo... ...until Cosmo's cat-burglar wife, Cassandra, the love of Woodrow's life, ruins her husband Cosmo's prospects, for the top political office, by being arrested, for lifting jewels from Tiffany's. Hermione, as Kingmaker, and Power Behind the Throne, has no alternative, but to wangle stumblebum Woodrow's way, into a puppet Presidency. Then, a dastardly scheme occurs to Hermione, whereby she, and her murderous Sicilian scumbag sidekick, Ignacio Pesci, might swap out Woodrow, for her darling Cosmo, in the guise of his elder brother, Woodrow's, double. Woodrow's diary records his daily misfortunes, and tribulations, as the harpy Hermione rules the roost...but for how long? Shall Woodrow ever gain the confidence, the will, the means, and the opportunity, to take back his life...and gain Cassandra for himself?