Masturbation is an art! Mark Emme has studied, tested and compared every possible variety of masculine self-satisfaction, and he's produced a guide that every man can learn from. Unabashed and full of humour, Emme covers a remarkable variety of techniques, from the tried and true to the exotic and adventurous. Masturbation is not something to be ashamed of, but something to celebrate. Or as Woody Allen once said: 'Onanism is sex with somebody you really love'.