Learn the Alphabet: A Book for Children with Low Self-Esteem - Dickley, Dick
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Clearly, author Dick Dickley never had kids, because when he was asked to write an alphabet book for children with low self-esteem, nobody expected this! This is a book for children with low self-esteem. Why is it not recommended for actual children, then? Because this book is designed to GIVE children low self-esteem, not cure it. From "A is for apple, you airhead," to "Z is for zebra, you zero," each page is beautifully illustrated and slightly offensive. Fans of Go the F**k to Sleep will appreciate Dick Dickley's rowdy version of the alphabet.

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Clearly, author Dick Dickley never had kids, because when he was asked to write an alphabet book for children with low self-esteem, nobody expected this! This is a book for children with low self-esteem. Why is it not recommended for actual children, then? Because this book is designed to GIVE children low self-esteem, not cure it. From "A is for apple, you airhead," to "Z is for zebra, you zero," each page is beautifully illustrated and slightly offensive. Fans of Go the F**k to Sleep will appreciate Dick Dickley's rowdy version of the alphabet.
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Dick Dickley was once asked by a children's charity to donate money. His response was, "I decided not to have kids. I can't think of a better contribution to the world than that." Here at Futurist Publishing, we are inclined to agree. In fact, at the office Christmas party last year, Dick's Secret Santa convinced all the staff to slap him across the face for his present. Unsurprisingly, he loved it. Part of all sales from this book will go to a charity designed to keep decent people away from Dick Dickley. Thank you for your support.