Contained within this book is a collection of works edited from the blog posts on the MadPhilosopher blog. They have been edited from their original content in order to present a coherent narrative. This book is designed to be an introduction to the philosophy of liberty from an analytic but entertaining standpoint, a more permanent and tangible version of the content produced at www.MadPhilosopher.xyz, and a quotable reference for second-rate school assignments. Also featuring a book-exclusive chapter titled: "How Can an Anarchist be Catholic (and vice versa)?"