After fifteen years of being a professional Englishman on the other side of the world, Joe Bennett thought he'd come back to refresh his memory... But how is the England of his memory different from the reality of today? Identikit High Streets, imported cheeriness (welcome to sunny Grimsby!), chicken tikka and pubs....things aren't what they used to be. Criss crossing the country by various means of transport with varying degrees of enthusiasm, Bennett delivers a dazzlingly funny and poignant portrait of his homeland - part love-letter, part eulogy and part diatribe.