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Romcom meets fantasy in this dark humour satire. A duet of Death Do Us Part and For Better or For Worse. Honey, Does This Takes Like Poison to You? It's illegal to be anything other than happy, but when I get dumped by my fiance three days before our wedding, I'm not going to lie, it kinda sucks. So I get hammered - because drunk is a type of happy. I then try to kill him with a wasp, start a war with the fairies, and end up in jail about to be executed in public, but you know...staying happy. Even when I'm blackmailed into marrying the grumpy fairy king who's rumoured to eat children. And…mehr

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Romcom meets fantasy in this dark humour satire. A duet of Death Do Us Part and For Better or For Worse. Honey, Does This Takes Like Poison to You? It's illegal to be anything other than happy, but when I get dumped by my fiance three days before our wedding, I'm not going to lie, it kinda sucks. So I get hammered - because drunk is a type of happy. I then try to kill him with a wasp, start a war with the fairies, and end up in jail about to be executed in public, but you know...staying happy. Even when I'm blackmailed into marrying the grumpy fairy king who's rumoured to eat children. And when I find out he's going to kill me. Okay, slight lie. I panic a little bit and try to kill him. Buuut it's with cake and cakes are for happy celebrations, so I'm pretty sure that's still legal... I Will Destroy Everything For Her When the Court forced me to take a wife, I wasn't supposed to fall in love. Now I have a weakness I'm struggling to protect. My kingdom is at war. The Court wants to use her to take my throne. The rebels want to kill her to bring me to my knees. And our world, its customs and traditions, will destroy her very soul. Arienna Morningstar will not survive being queen. Unless... I destroy it all.
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As an author of fantasy and paranormal romance, she just needs to know some things, like how many dead babies can fit in a bathtub (34, 52.5 if blended), what human meat tastes like (dry pork), how to get away with murder (it's really hard to tell the difference between a drowning accident and a drowning murder, just saying), etc.This non-serial killer lady lives with her partner, who often drags her outside, claiming 'sunlight is necessary' and 'social interactions are a good thing'. Given her questionable search history, she goes along with it, thinking it'll be better to have less 'aloof serial killer vibes' should the police ever knock on her door...