Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen. Belle arrives in Switchblade, Oregon looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer nerd with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his hash browns untouched at lunch.
A brilliantly biting parody of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga from the bestselling Harvard Lampoon.
A brilliantly biting parody of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight saga from the bestselling Harvard Lampoon.