Danny Bell is a USA Today best-selling author and he is so, so tired. He is a Los Angeles native and cannot stress enough that he is very tired. He has won awards and has hobbies and understands, at least academically, that he should take this part of the book seriously but also feels it's important to warn everyone that life is very tiring and that you should nap whenever you can. When he's not creating or napping, you can find him listening to the Mountain Goats, playing Dungeons and Dragons, and generally trying to make the world a better place, but now that he's done humanizing himself he would like to end by insisting that he's very tired and would like to go now.
