High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles! "Said the actress to the bishop", or "as the actress said to the bishop" is an informal (and occasionally vulgar) exclamation, usually said for humour after an inadvertent use of a double entendre. For example, if someone says "That's a big one", another could add "...as the actress said to the bishop!", or if someone says, "Squeeze hard on the down stroke", one could reply "...as the bishop said to the actress!" It is said in the style of a punch line, comically implying that the original double entendre was merely the second-from-last line in a long, rude joke. On occasion, the term is swapped when appropriate to "said the bishop to the actress", or "as the bishop said to the actress".