Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations? Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"? Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!
Ever wish you could have yelled CUT! when the reality of the moment didn't quite live up to your wildest sexual expectations? Ever look back on that less-than-erotic experience and think, "Something like that could only have happened to me!"? Well, here's the book that'll prove you were wrong, because when it comes to sexual misadventures, you're definitely not alone!Hinweis: Dieser Artikel kann nur an eine deutsche Lieferadresse ausgeliefert werden.
Michele Horwitz is a cartoonist, editorial illustrator, and consultant. She is the author of Sexual Bloopers.
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CONTENTS FOREPLAY CHAPTER 1: THE BIRDS AND THE BEES: TALES FROM PUBERTY AND THE AGE OF INNOCENCE A Can in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush 20/20 Hindsight A Down-and-Dirty Mother's Day The Bee-Wildered Little Princess The Strung-Out Virgin CHAPTER 2: SEX AFTER SIXTY...'ENSURED': GETTING IT ON OVER THE HILL Granny and Her 'Goy' Friend The 'X' in Rx The Aging Tooth Fairy Par for the (Inter)Course Mr. Fix-It CHAPTER 3: PAGES FROM THE FAMILY ALBUM: THOSE MEMORABLE MOMENTS YOU'D RATHER FORGET Momma's Boy Cat's Got Yer Tongue The Off-Color Coloring Book Thanksgiving Leftovers Jingle Balls CHAPTER 4: PETS WILL BE PETS: THE UNTAMED SIDE OF ANIMAL BEHAVIOR My Unforgettable Cat-Astrophe A Little Birdie Told Them Mutt-Ternal Instincts A Shocking Tail Hot Dog! CHAPTER 5: PARTY OF ONE: WHEN MASTURBATION INVITES DISASTER Last Will and Testicle A Long Time Cumming Mom's X-Rated ZZZs Coming Clean The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Squish CHAPTER 6: SCREWED, BUT GOOD: THE BIG 'WHOOPS' IN A LITTLE WHOOPEE A Man-'Maid' Disaster Cabin Fever Daddy's (Not So Innocent) Little Girl Conversation Interruptus Oops and the UPS Man CHAPTER 7: ONCE UPON A TRYST: WHEN THE STORY ENDS UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER The Buzz at Garden Gables Inn My (Not So) Secret Cross-Cuntry Affair From Here to Emergency Best (Un)Laid Plans Falling Head Over Heels CHAPTER 8: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN: THE PRICE NICE GIRLS PAY FOR BEING NAUGHTY Getting Nailed Too Much of a Good Thing The Flaming Queen Finger-Lickin' Good Armed and Dangerous CHAPTER 9: PROPS AND FLOPS: SATISFACTION (AND PROBLEMS) GUARANTEED That Sinking Feeling Of Human Bondage Do Not Disturb Great X-pectations International Arrivals: United States of Erotica CHAPTER 10: FLIRTING WITH DISASTER: DANGEROUS LIAISONS AND OTHER NEAR-FATAL ATTRACTIONS The Wild, Wild West Class of '65 -- Ass of '95 Shower 'Head' Fiasco The (Not So) Great Outdoors Paradise Lost CLIMAX
CONTENTS FOREPLAY CHAPTER 1: THE BIRDS AND THE BEES: TALES FROM PUBERTY AND THE AGE OF INNOCENCE A Can in the Hand Is Worth Two in the Bush 20/20 Hindsight A Down-and-Dirty Mother's Day The Bee-Wildered Little Princess The Strung-Out Virgin CHAPTER 2: SEX AFTER SIXTY...'ENSURED': GETTING IT ON OVER THE HILL Granny and Her 'Goy' Friend The 'X' in Rx The Aging Tooth Fairy Par for the (Inter)Course Mr. Fix-It CHAPTER 3: PAGES FROM THE FAMILY ALBUM: THOSE MEMORABLE MOMENTS YOU'D RATHER FORGET Momma's Boy Cat's Got Yer Tongue The Off-Color Coloring Book Thanksgiving Leftovers Jingle Balls CHAPTER 4: PETS WILL BE PETS: THE UNTAMED SIDE OF ANIMAL BEHAVIOR My Unforgettable Cat-Astrophe A Little Birdie Told Them Mutt-Ternal Instincts A Shocking Tail Hot Dog! CHAPTER 5: PARTY OF ONE: WHEN MASTURBATION INVITES DISASTER Last Will and Testicle A Long Time Cumming Mom's X-Rated ZZZs Coming Clean The 11th Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Squish CHAPTER 6: SCREWED, BUT GOOD: THE BIG 'WHOOPS' IN A LITTLE WHOOPEE A Man-'Maid' Disaster Cabin Fever Daddy's (Not So Innocent) Little Girl Conversation Interruptus Oops and the UPS Man CHAPTER 7: ONCE UPON A TRYST: WHEN THE STORY ENDS UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER The Buzz at Garden Gables Inn My (Not So) Secret Cross-Cuntry Affair From Here to Emergency Best (Un)Laid Plans Falling Head Over Heels CHAPTER 8: GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN: THE PRICE NICE GIRLS PAY FOR BEING NAUGHTY Getting Nailed Too Much of a Good Thing The Flaming Queen Finger-Lickin' Good Armed and Dangerous CHAPTER 9: PROPS AND FLOPS: SATISFACTION (AND PROBLEMS) GUARANTEED That Sinking Feeling Of Human Bondage Do Not Disturb Great X-pectations International Arrivals: United States of Erotica CHAPTER 10: FLIRTING WITH DISASTER: DANGEROUS LIAISONS AND OTHER NEAR-FATAL ATTRACTIONS The Wild, Wild West Class of '65 -- Ass of '95 Shower 'Head' Fiasco The (Not So) Great Outdoors Paradise Lost CLIMAX
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