Is Sex & Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll a communist plot or is society just licentious? Is a conspiracy of rotten eggs from Moscow out to sap the vital fluids of red-blooded Canadians? Dreyfus has emerged as an organized crime wave that former Chief-Inspector Jacques Clousseau and his nephew, Professor of Scatology, Wilhelm Clousseau commit themselves to gather evidence on him and arrest Dreyfus and his aide-de-camp, Alois Schicklgruber with the help of the RCMP. Or is the Canadian government right and will inject freedom-loving Canadians with a microchip in their brain in order to instruct their thoughts unless Canada's Socialist Party, the NDP re-programs left-leaning Canadians to fight a guerrilla war against the Canadian government while uploading a subliminal message to vote NDP? Will they succeed? Read, Stack Bullion and the sequel, The Explication of the HUCAC and find out.