Once upon a time there was a girl who didn't know how to eat. She ate soup with chopsticks, sandwiches with a hammer, cake with a paintbrush. She ate jelly and ice-cream with a key, bread with a straw and potatoes with a sieve. She told the time with a knife and fork and won the Nobel Peace Prize. A quirky, nonsensical collection of tiny, exquisitely illustrated stories offering an absurd solution to everyday tasks. A manual for the inept; for childlike adults and grown-up children.