Do you long for something really bad to happen to the politicians who've been screwing over America? Do you like to laugh? Is mocking the political elite your idea of a good time? Well, look no further! Read all about Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren as she goes to live out her Native American heritage fantasies as a real life Indian! Listen as Billy-boy and Hilly-girl Clinton fight a personal battle of the sexes! Watch as comic book heroes MAGA MAN and the TRUTH bring Lie-Guy and the Fibber to justice! Writhe in delight as snake-oil selling peacock Barrack Obama's feathers lose their color! Space aliens, wicked nurses, deadly farts, Chinese spies, laughing hyenas and rampaging rhinos -- this book has it all! A great addition to any bookshelf, The Jackass Calamities is perfect light reading for any patriotic American in need of some comic relief -- and it makes a nice anonymous gift for that woke liberal neighbor who stuck that "Anyone but Trump" sign in their front yard opposite your proud American flag. "Anyone-but-Trump" is a certified train wreck -- this book takes the sad joke that is the Jackass Party and makes their absurdity actually funny! We could all use a good chuckle these days -- what better way than to enjoy an afternoon of belly laughs at the expense of the idiots who are responsible for all our woes?