Ever thought you'd make a good dictator? Who thinks he has an answer to the Greater Persian Question? Who's going to save a nation on the brink? What's going down in the Libyan desert? Why all the motorcycles? What's the deal with the iguanas? And, most of all... Who is John Dolt? A fortuitous encounter in the bathroom section. Menacing objects in the African sky. A secret and luxurious fortress in the Costa Rican jungle. A strike of all the really productive people. A private army on the streets. An honest man thrust into the seat of power.