Bounty hunters Frinks and Sally are true professionals. So professional that no one even thought to hire them for what's possibly the most lucrative job of the decade: apprehend an elven blacksmith turned murderer.Unfortunately, as it turns out, the elf has been dead for weeks already, leaving the two of them in a shoddy tavern in the middle of nowhere, with neither fame nor fortune. It is only a small solace, then, when a drunk stranger offers to regale them with the full tale of what happened before their belated arrival. Or at least ... his version of it.Which is definitely, absolutely, unquestionably true.