Jack hates Americans, Chick-Lit and being lied to. Amy hates Englishmen, literary snobs and rain. It's pretty obvious what's going to happen: all the rules of popular romance say they have to fall in love. But what if you're the one who wrote those rules? And what if you don't believe in them any more? Throw in a motley group of wannabe writers, an omniscient Australian, several imaginary Muses, an ASBO princess, birds with arms and the unbridled power of karaoke, and all bets are off. You've never seen romance go this wrong...