High Quality Content by WIKIPEDIA articles! Waikikamukau, (pronounced as if saying "Why kick a moo-cow"), is an imaginary small rural town or locality in New Zealand. New Zealanders use the name as a placeholder name for "any town" or to denote a particularly remote rural town. It has a similar connotation as the term wop-wops, or for other English speakers Timbuktu, or BFE. The name is a joking reference to the frequency of New Zealand place names starting with "Wai" (M ori for water, and used in the names of many rivers and nearby towns).It was used as the name of a successful racehorse in the 1990s. It is used as the name of a vegan cafe in Brighton on the south coast of England.