Finally, a humour book that's actually laugh-out-loud funny: "Why Steve Was Late: 101 Exceptional Excuses for Terrible Timekeeping". Ever been late for something important? So has Steve. Luckily, he has a huge number of exceptional excuses for terrible timekeeping which you can borrow. Why not try some of these: distracted by a surprisingly complicated Kinder toy; overcome by the urge to alphabetise my pets; forgot how trousers work; became temporarily feral; accidentally sold myself on eBay; and, got stuck in a romantic montage. "Why Steve Was Late" is a book of hilarious (and even - occasionally - plausible!) reasons for tardiness, handily dreamed up and illustrated by someone else.