The Hope: To rekindle nostalgic memories of yesteryears To you at the beginning of your romantic sexcapade, be cautious You, in a relationship for more than eighteen months, take warning, your time is nigh I hear you old timers. Been there, done that, and only if you could take back your sweet You know what from you know who. Call out the name(s), aloud, only in your mind The Language: Polite yet suggestive and provocative. Rude and semi-lewd, with a lot of double word meaning and euphemistic sentences. Serious yet humorous. Mainstream mixed with dance hall. Standard English and local vernacular (glossary included). The Target: Bubbly teens. Prude yuppies. Mature adults. Twilight dogs. Whatever your category I hope YSHDAN makes, especially, for a naughty bed time read, again and again. Once will never be enough.