James Breakwell

Bare Minimum Parenting (eBook, ePUB)

The Ultimate Guide to Not Quite Ruining Your Child

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

The slacker's guide to parenting from the Twitter's most popular dad!

Overachieving parents want you to believe the harder you work, the better your children your will turn out. That lie ends now. The truth is most kids end up remarkably unremarkable no matter what you do, so you might as well achieve mediocrity by the easiest possible route.

In Bare Minimum Parenting, amateur parenting sort-of expert James Breakwell will teach you to stop worrying and embrace your child's destiny as devastatingly average. To get there, you'll have to overcome your kid, other parents, unnecessary sporting activity, broccoli, and yourself. Everyone will try to make your life more difficult than necessary. Honestly, by reading this far, you're already trying too hard. But don't stop now. You're exactly the kind of person who needs this book.



Hilarious! - The Sun

VERY funny Twitter feed - The Daily Mail

The most hilarious man on Twitter - The Telegraph

The funniest dad on Twitter - BuzzFeed

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Atlantic Books
• Seitenzahl: 240
• Erscheinungstermin: 1. November 2018
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781786496973
• Artikelnr.: 54054992

Autorenporträt

James Breakwell is a professional comedy writer and amateur father of four girls, ages seven and under. He is best known for his family humour Twitter account @XplodingUnicorn, which boasts more than 1.1 million followers. He is one of the most popular dads on social media.

Inhaltsangabe

Contents
Chapter 1: A Call to Inaction Chapter 2: Your Child Is Uniquely Unoriginal
Chapter 3: Without a Trace: Your Lasting Impact Chapter 4: Under Pressure
Chapter 5: The Wrong Time to Have a Kid Chapter 6: Subtraction by
Multiplication Chapter 7: Under My Roof Chapter 8: Take a Picture-It'll
Last Longer Chapter 9: Their Eyes Only Chapter 10: Schooled Chapter 11:
Benched: Sitting Out of Sports Chapter 12: Perfect Attendance Chapter 13:
Screened Out Chapter 14: Rules Are Rules (Unless They're Hard to Enforce)
Chapter 15: Food Fight Chapter 16: Fashionably Unfashionable Chapter 17:
Early Ending Chapter 18: Changing History Chapter 19: The Point of No
Return Acknowledgments About the Author