Gary Greenberg, Jeannie Hayden

Be Prepared (eBook, ePUB)

A Practical Handbook for New Dads

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

An indispensable survival manual for men entering the trenches of fatherhood, Be Prepared is loaded with one-of-a-kind insights, MacGyver-esque tips and tricks, and no-nonsense advice for mastering the first year as a dad.

Finally, a book that teaches men all the things they really need to know about fatherhood...including how to:

-Change a baby at a packed sports stadium
-Create a decoy drawer full of old wallets, remote controls, and cell phones to throw baby off the scent of your real gear
-Stay awake (or at least upright) at work
-Babyproof a hotel room in four minutes flat
-Construct an emergency diaper out of a towel, a sock, and duct tape

Packed with helpful diagrams and detailed instructions, and delivered with a wry sense of humor, Be Prepared is the ultimate guide for sleep-deprived, applesauce-covered fathers everywhere.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Simon + Schuster LLC
• Seitenzahl: 240
• Erscheinungstermin: 4. Mai 2004
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781439103326
• Artikelnr.: 37889258

Autorenporträt

Gary Greenberg is a writer and supervising producer at Jimmy Kimmel Live, where he's worked for twenty-one years. He's the author of the national bestsellers The Pop-Up Book of Phobias and Be Prepared (with Jeannie Hayden), as well as The Pop-Up Book of Nightmares and Self-Helpless (with Jonathan Bines). Jeannie Hayden is the author of the national bestseller Be Prepared (with Gary Greenberg). She's an award-winning illustrator and graphic designer whose client list includes Nickelodeon and the American Museum of Natural History. She is also an accomplished fine artist. You can find her oil paintings at JeannieHayden.com.

Inhaltsangabe

Contents
Introduction
The First Week
What Your Newborn Won't Look Like
What Your Newborn Will Look Like
Newborn Party Tricks
Handing Over the Baby
You Are the A.V. Club
Why Your Partner May Not Be Functioning Properly
Breast vs. Bottle
Bidding Farewell to the Breast
The Joy of Burping
The Basic Change
Your Newborn and Your Pet
How to Entertain a Newborn
O-3 Months
The First-Month Slump
Moms and Mood Swings
Scrubbing Your Sprout
Coping with Crying
Wrestling the Breast Pump
Bottles Up!
Sleeping Like a Baby
Returning to Work
Reading Sports Illustrated to Your Baby
A Guy's Guide to Strollers
The Infant Ensemble
4-6 Months
Your Mental Health
Resuming a Sex Life?
Protecting Your Back
Circuit Training Your Baby
Tethering Everything to the Baby
Temperature Taking Tactics
Getting Medicine into a Baby
Soothing the Teether
Be Prepared for Outings
Great Outings 4-6 Months
Driving and Crying
Using the Baby as a Prop
Breastfeeding in Public
Starting Solid Foods
Effective Diaper Disposal
Skill Builders 4-6 Months
7-9 Months
Sleeping Through the Night
Going Mobile
Babyproofing
Removing a Foreign Object from the VCR
The Terrible Tube?
Great Outings 7-9 Months
Skill Builders 7-9 Months
Babies and Language
The Secret Meaning of Peek-a-Boo
The Big Bath
First Haircut
10-12 Months
Eating Like a Person
Babies and Restaurants
Great Outings 10-12 Months
Skill Builders 10-12 Months
The Decoy Drawer
Rigging Emergency Diapers
Advanced Changing Maneuvers
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Making Your Baby Laugh
Babies and Airplanes
Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn
How to Neutralize a Runner
Camping with Your Cub
The First Birthday Party
The New Year's Panda
Conclusion
Acknowledgments
Index
About the Authors