Stan Arnold

Botox Boulevard - Sex, Violence & the Art of Geranium Maintenance - The Implosion Saga Book 5 (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Mick and Jim are two incompetent, Soho-based, corporate video producers, operating at the bottom of a barrel that no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.

Following on from Book Four in the Implosion Saga - Vampire Midwives - Mick heads to Hollywood to try and save Jim's soul and any other parts of him that might be useful around the office. He is forced to accept grade-A loafer, ex-apprentice and inanimate object, Wayne. as a travelling companion. Staying at a bizarre villa in the heart of Hollywood, they embark on a series of disastrous attempts to remove Jim's recently acquired demons, using a range of dubious alternative therapies.

Wayne is being pursued by shadowy Bulgarian heavies, intent on removing his iVone (the teak-veneered Bulgarian equivalent of the iPhone). Things come to a head after a visit to one of Hollywood's most notorious names, and the discovery of the true secret of the iVone. The results are a one-sided gun battle, an escape through the sewers and an explosion that shifts the San Andreas fault by six feet.

Add in devious sliver screen look-a-likes, rubberised hang gliders, outrageous cat litter TV commercials, and a big impactful finish, and you have a neat end to the Saga. Back home safe at last. But what's that incontinent wolf doing, howling outside the office door in the middle of the afternoon?

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Stan Arnold
• Erscheinungstermin: 3. Februar 2015
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781311518200
• Artikelnr.: 50505752

Autorenporträt

I've been a copy, speech and scriptwriter for a long time!

Before that, I wrote songs and stories for the BBC, then became a stand-up comedian for eight years, writing my own stories (no jokes!). I also wrote and sang all the songs for my rock band - the Stan Arnold Combo.

I now live in and work from Lanzarote, with my wife Dee and cats, Bonzo, Jingle and Kati.

In my eleven years on the island, I have written eight funny novels - The Implosion Saga, no less!

The stories are about two incompetent Soho-based corporate video producers opperating at the bottom of a barrel no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.

I suppose the next thing to do is promote these little offerings so I can archive my life's ambition - to own a garden shed on Mustique.

(All very well, I hear you say, but have you seen the price of creosote on the island?)