Alston Alika Albarado

Broke as F*ck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

In a world where inflation is higher than your college roommate during finals week and housing costs more than your internal organs on the black market, being broke isn't just a phaseit's an art form. "Broke as Fck: A Misanthrope's Guide to Frugal Living" is the personal finance book for people who think personal finance books are bullsit.

Written with savage wit and brutal honesty, this guide teaches you how to navigate the financial apocalypse while maintaining your dignity (or at least what's left of it). Unlike traditional money guides that suggest cutting out lattes will solve all your problems, this book acknowledges that the system is rigged and offers creative solutions for survival.

Inside this cynical survival guide, you'll discover:

• The fine art of freeloading (without losing all your friends)
• Gourmet dumpster diving (with minimal food poisoning)
• Creative housing solutions (that won't land you in jail)
• Transportation hacks (because who needs a car payment?)
• Entertainment on a budget (Netflix password sharing strategies included)
• DIY everything (duct tape is your new best friend)

Perfect for:

• Millennials tired of being told they're poor because of avocado toast
• Gen Z-ers facing an economy that's more broken than their dating lives
• Anyone who thinks traditional financial advice is out of touch with reality
• People who appreciate dark humor with their money-saving tips

Warning: This book contains explicit language, questionable life advice, and methods that may make your grandmother proud but your financial advisor cry. Side effects may include savings, reduced stress about money, and an uncontrollable urge to stick it to the man.

Not recommended for:

• People who think tipping 20% is "mandatory"
• Anyone who has ever used the phrase "money is no object"
• Your rich uncle who thinks millennials are poor because of their phones

Your wallet might be empty, but your life doesn't have to be. Time to get smart about being broke.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Alston Alika Albarado
• Erscheinungstermin: 13. November 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798230142911
• Artikelnr.: 72263454

Autorenporträt

Alston Alika Albarado is a Native Hawaiian author and educator who brings a wealth of knowledge and creativity to his multifaceted career with a Bachelor's degree in Drama and a Master's in Theatre for Young Audiences. In his first book, "Paradise Lost: A Journey Through Chaos," he crafts compelling narratives that explore themes of identity, culture, and human connection. His writing offers readers a fresh perspective on diverse voices and local experiences yet integrates universal themes, creating works that are both locally rooted and globally relevant.

Albarado's passion for the performing arts shines through in his background as a musical theatre performer. This theatrical experience enriches his writing, lending a dynamic and expressive quality to his prose and characters. His involvement in theatre also informs his approach to education, bringing elements of performance and storytelling into the classroom. As an innovative educator, Albarado is at the forefront of blending traditional cultural teaching methods with modern technological advancements. He skillfully integrates virtual reality and other cutting-edge technologies into his lessons, creating immersive learning experiences that honor Hawaiian traditions while preparing students for the digital age.