Ernie Vance

Definitely True: Year One (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

"The western coast of the Bering Strait is made out of chocolate."

"James Kingswell, a high school teacher in the late 1930s, was the first person on record to be able to lick his own eyebrow."

"Cocker spaniels can rotate their heads 720°, but only in one direction."

"Nitroglycerin was originally used as a spice for tacos."

These are examples of the delicious nuggets of misinformation packed into the pages of this book. There are 365 of them; one for each day of the year. Read through each one a day at a time, blow through them all at once, or use the handy (and thorough) index to find a lie about nearly any topic, from abbreviations to zoos.

A lie for every occasion! A misdirect for each day! A saddle for every ferret! Of course you can ride a ferret!

Approximately 44 hamsters died in their hamster wheels in order to transmit this message to your computer.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: The Giant Coffee Blunderbuss
• Erscheinungstermin: 1. Juni 2015
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781943474011
• Artikelnr.: 42958254

Autorenporträt

M. J. Guns is a monster. He drinks an excessive amount of island coffee from a steel mug forged in a pit of uncertainty and misdirection. It's not clear whether it's the effects of this mug or the result of hyper-caffeination (probably a bit of both), but he regularly shoots his mouth off without warning… or any discernible filters.

A lover of ellipses, horrible puns, and parenthetical asides, M. J. happily travels the world of imagination… a nomad who isn't mad (or angry).