La Bourgeois

eBook, ePUB

Diary of a Lesbian Housewyfe (eBook, ePUB)

Beschreibung

This delightfully funny collection of essays includes recipes and household hints from the first twenty years of marriage for LA Bourgeois, Lesbian Housewyfe. Here you'll find:

• Stories of life and love with great advice like "have sex while your parents are in the house," "coming out to the grocery bagger isn't necessary," and "adopt an organic lifestyle to avoid mowing."
• Recipes including her famous "You Can't Make Me" Oatmeal Chocolate Chip Cookie - Guaranteed to keep you off the softball team!
• Tips like how to groom your best friend's dog and keep the seasoning on your cast-iron skillet

What have others said?

"Insightful commentary on the modern lesbian lifestyle." - No one who ever read my work

"I wish Erma Bombeck was alive and a lesbian so I could read her stuff instead." - My Father

"Is that food? Can I have some?" - Mack the Dog

Technische Details

• Geräte: eReader
• mit Kopierschutz
• Größe: 0.35MB
• FamilySharing(5)

Barrierefreiheit

• Text-to-Speech

Autor

LA (as in tra-la-la) Bourgeois is a modern Lesbian Housewyfe. She's a 50+-year-old lady who appreciates being called Ma'am and getting her hair painted with colorful stripes at the beauty parlor. She writes and coaches to support her family while caretaking for her stroke-affected wyfe and their aging parents. Like many of you, she's one of her dog's two mommies. And, despite her busy schedule, she manages to spend time with friends (who continue to endure her moodswings as she navigates the humid swamp-tits of menopause). She identifies as a lesbian, anti-racist, LGBTQ+ positive, white cis-woman who is politically liberal as hell but tired of marching and calling her representatives.

Produktdetails

• Verlag: LA Bourgeois
• Erscheinungstermin: 19. März 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798990176805
• Artikelnr.: 70204151