Word Count: 16,000+
Estimated Reading Time: 50 Minutes
For 18+ readers only.
Step into the festive world of Ray Halloway, a beloved Santa performer at the bustling Rush & Go Supermarket in Dripwood Falls. Ray brings joy and magic to the holiday season, but even Santa isn't immune to human struggles.
What begins as a simple day of spreading Christmas cheer takes a hilarious and desperate turn when Ray finds himself battling the most primal of urges for a mana dire need to take a piss. Between posing for pictures, listening to heartfelt wishes, and dodging strict supermarket policies, Ray's endurance is put to the ultimate stress test. Ray is slowly going insane his old bladder is stretched beyond the natural limit.
What you'll find in this story:
- A seasoned 57-year-old Santa performer changing into Santa clothes, with a surprise beneath his well-worn jeans.
- A Santa holding an excruciating need to empty his poor bladder.
- The Santa must hold it until the designated break, but the time seems to slow down for him.
- Santa interacts with people hiding his desperation.
- Santa begging for a quick piss break.
- Unable to hold on a second more, the poor Santa looking for alternatives.
Will Santa get to enjoy a peaceful piss in a urinal and save Christmasor will his bladder burst under the pressure of holiday spirit? What will Ray do to take his most demanding piss ever? Find out in "Even Santa Has to Pee Sometimes" a Christmas special by Jasper Overflow.
So why hesitating? Press the Buy Now button and hop on a ride on Ray's Primal Struggle. If you are not sure, feel free to read the sample.
Buying this book guarantees your spot on Santa's good list this yearbecause nothing says "nice" like supporting a festive story about maddening pee desperation.
Jasper Overflow
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