David Bruce

Funniest People in Families, Volume 2: 250 Anecdotes (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

A sample: Patricia Cockburn's mother once discovered the butler drunk and under the dining room table moments before a dinner party was to begin. She told him, "e;Stay where you are, Jones, and don't touch any of the ladies' ankles."e;

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Distributed via Smashwords
• Seitenzahl: 89
• Erscheinungstermin: 27. November 2011
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781465843906
• Artikelnr.: 45456733

Autorenporträt

I would like to see my retellings of classic literature used in schools, so I give permission to the country of Finland (and all other countries) to buy one copy of this eBook and give copies to all students forever. I also give permission to the state of Texas (and all other states) to buy one copy of this eBook and give copies to all students forever. I also give permission to all teachers to buy one copy of this eBook and give copies to all students forever. Teachers need not actually teach my retellings. Teachers are welcome to give students copies of my eBooks as background material. For example, if they are teaching Homer¿s ¿Iliad¿ and ¿Odyssey,¿ teachers are welcome to give students copies of my ¿Virgil¿s `Aeneid¿: A Retelling in Prose¿ and tell students, ¿Here¿s another ancient epic you may want to read in your spare time.¿ I also write collections of anecdotes; most of the anecdotes are funny or at least interesting, while some provoke thinking. Libraries, download my books free. This is from Smashwords' FAQ section: "Does Smashwords distribute to libraries? "Yes! We have two methods of distributing to libraries: 1. Via library aggregators. Library aggregators, such as OverDrive and Baker & Taylor's Axis360 service, allow libraries to purchase books. Smashwords is working with multiple library aggregators, and is in the process of signing up additional aggregators. 2. On August 7, 2012, Smashwords announced Library Direct. This distribution option allows libraries and library networks to acquire and host Smashwords ebooks on their own servers. This option is only available to libraries who place large "opening collection" orders, typically in the range of $20,000-$50,000, and the libraries must have the ability to host and manage the books, and apply industry-standard DRM to manage one-checkout-at-a-time borrows. To learn more about these library distribution options, visit your Dashboard's Channel Manager." David Bruce is a retired anecdote columnist at "The Athens News" in Athens, Ohio. He has also retired from teaching English at Ohio University in Athens, Ohio.