Reva Spiro Luxenberg

Genesis According to Methuselah (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Methuselah, the oldest person who has ever lived, goes on a quest for truth, expanding the Bible with humor. He writes, My best marriage was to Sheilabenautumn, a living doll. I called her She. She called me Meth Honey. But I suffered from the neighbors evil gossip. I was 603, and She was a mere 133. The neighbors said I had robbed the cradle. The author, with tongue in cheek, traces the world of Adam and Eve, Noah, and the patriarchs through Methuselahs eyes and ears in a style that is a mock modernization of the terminology in the Bible. For example, God named the first man Adam and said, Live long and prosper. When Eve became overweight, Adam couldnt understand why. She explained, I think theres a person inside of me because I feel kicking in my stomach. I dont know from which orifice he will come out. This is a new version of the Bible that will cause readers to laugh aloud.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Xlibris US
• Seitenzahl: 188
• Erscheinungstermin: 2. August 2018
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781984544773
• Artikelnr.: 53500624

Autorenporträt

BIOGRAPHY REVA SPIRO LUXENBERG embarked on a writing career after she retired as a school social worker. She has written four Sadie Weinstein mysteries. Two of her books are non-fiction, Native American Fun Crafts, and Romantic Calligraphy. Her dramas are Grand Army Plaza, And Then There Was Light, A Flickering Flame, and Recipe for Love. The anthologies she wrote are The Call from Beyond and Other Stories, and Reflections and Recollections. Her latest books are An Old Ladys Confessions, An Old Ladys Writing Tips, and Genesis According to Methuselah, a humorous version of the first book of the Bible. She is a Contributing Writer for the Kings Point News, and is married to Dr. Edward R. Levenson, who has edited six of her books. She loves reading, silk painting, and taking care of her tortoise Mordy. She is a proud grandmother of seven and great-grandmother of six.