Dandy Ahuruonye

Grass Fart in Donegal Bay (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

We're so glad you could join us to explore the beautiful Donegal Bay and its lush green grasslands that fart a lot! Let's dive into some reasons why these grasses release their fragrant emissions. Join in as we explore the wonderfully whiffy world of "Grass Fart in Donegal Bay." Now, this isn't your typical tale; oh no! This is different; it is a story that will first tickle your nose and then your funny bone. So, hold your noses and giggles, and let's dive into this delightfully stinky adventure! Well, it all happened in one of the charming corners of the island of Ireland called Donegal Bay, where the waves gently tickle the shore; there exists a special kind of grass. Now be warned; this isn't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill type of grass. No, this grass has a secret - it farts! Yes, you heard it right, the grass farts; period! But why, you ask? Well, let's find out! Our story begins with a group of grassy friends, each one as green and as giggly as the next. They lived happily by the bay, basking in the sun, dancing in the wind, and, yes, farting up a storm. But these aren't just any farts. These are the loudest, funniest, smelliest, and most extraordinary farts you could ever imagine!

"Phew! What's that smell?" somebody might ask. Well, that's the grasses' special. They can turn the simplest of meals into the most hilarious of events mixed with farts of every kind. Whether it's the charming seaweed they munch on, the buzzing bees' pollen they sip, the garlic syrup they love, or the whistling tunes of the wiggly worms, everything leads to a brew of farts. But why do they fart, you wonder? Is it the ticklish tides that make them giggle and release gas? Or is it the sun's warm rays that heat them up and cause a fart-filled fiesta? Well, dear reader, that's for you to discover in this rip-roaring, side-splitting, and nose-tickling tale of the farting grasses of Donegal Bay. So, get ready for a journey filled with surprises, and of course, lots of stenches! This isn't just a story; it's an adventure that smells like no other. So, hold your breath, open your heart, and let's embark on this farts-tastic journey together! Remember, out there in Donegal Bay, every blast is a cause for celebration. So, let's celebrate the power of gas, the joy of friendship, and the wonderful, foul-smelling world of the farting grasses. Welcome to "Grass Fart in Donegal Bay!"

This tale is sure to make your imagination soar and your dreams come alive. So, sit back, relax, and let the farts... Oh, sorry; I meant, let the fun... begin!

Spoiler Alert!

This book is filled with witty phrases, funny situations, and playful storytelling. The story revolves around grasses emitting pungent farts, creating a memorable and unusual adventure. The misadventures of Mr Cow and his family add a delightful twist to the tale. Vibrant personalities like Cowpea, Cowma, and Sir Bartholomew Bumblestink make the book engaging. Donegal Bay holds mysteries, from singing grasses to forbidden tango dances. Whether it's the Great Gas Showdown or the Seaweed Tango, the book features exciting clashes. The Cow family's dynamics and their pursuit of the tastiest grass create heartwarming moments.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: dandyahuruonyebooks.com
• Altersempfehlung: ab 9 Jahre
• Erscheinungstermin: 10. Juni 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798227689481
• Artikelnr.: 72344878

Autorenporträt

Dandy Ahuruonye is a professional writer who has published material that delves into such wider spheres as current affairs and social issue commentaries. In recent years, he has written articles, lectures, technical materials, short stories, books, and critiques. Many of these are published on various platforms and are accessible to the general public.

Ahuruonye was born in Aba, Nigeria, and has spent much of his adult life in Europe. His father was Friday Enwereji Ahuruonye; one of the many children of a tribal ruler Chief Ahuruonye Ikpefu. His mother was Madam Joy Chinagorom Ahuruonye.

He started his education at Umuikaa Central primary School soon after the Biafran war, and later moved to Mkpuka Community primary School. After his primary school education, attended St Ephraim Secondary School Owerrinta. Ahuruonye subsequently completed his studies at Dublin Institute of Technology, Ireland. He holds a Diploma in Fashion Designing, and a University Certificate in Medical Records from DIT (HMI).

Dandy has published several books including a technical work on fashion and designing: "The Shoemaker - Principles and Guide for Professionals." He has also published a host of children's books including: 'Illustrated Children's Stories;' 'Groccoli;' 'Waka;' 'The Good and Ugly Weather Friends;' 'The Eel and Phil in Kill;' 'The Grass Fart in Donegal Bay,' amongst others.

This Encyclopaedia: THE WHISPERING POET: An Anthology Of Igbo & Other Proverbs is his latest masterpiece.