Learn invaluable tactics like:
- How to serenade your date with an interpretive dance inspired by your sock drawer
- The best places to find conversation starters (hint: it's not in a book titled "Horrible Advice")
- How to master the art of synchronized grocery cart routines (bonus points for incorporating vegetables as props)
- Foolproof strategies for learning a new language (like whispering sweet nothings to your houseplants in various dialects)
- Creative (and completely ineffective) ways to impress your date with your culinary skills (think "fusion cuisine gone wrong")
With "Horrible Advice," you'll be the most uniquely unprepared, hilariously awkward bachelor in any room! (But hey, at least you'll have a lifetime supply of funny stories to tell... if you survive your own terrible choices, that is.)
Disclaimer: This book is for entertainment purposes only. Following any of this advice is highly discouraged and may result in social ostracization, public embarrassment, and a complete lack of success in the dating world. However, you'll definitely be the life of the party (of one... at least until you scare everyone away).
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