Jinx Blade

How Not to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

There are dumb ways to die...Then there are DUMB ways to die!

In a zombie apocalypse, survival instincts are tested. But what happens when those impulses fail and humans succumb to their most absurd compulsions? Explore fifty-one stories showcasing hilarious, and ridiculous ways people meet their demise when faced with the undead.

Within these pages, you'll encounter a myriad of charactersfrom the clueless to the careless, the brave to the brainlessall united by their uncanny ability to make fatally foolish decisions. But beware, dear reader, this is not a journey of character arcs and deep introspection. Instead, it's a dark exploration of the human capacity for sheer stupidity in the face of imminent danger.

From attempting ill-advised stunts to ignoring basic survival instincts, each story serves as a cautionaryand often humorousreminder of just how fragile life can be when the dead walk the earth. From misguided romances to fatal hiding spots, these stories will leave you laughing and cringing at the absurdity.

But wait, there's more! Dive in for some silly fun with interactive trivia, deliberate bad surviving tips, poems, jokes, and iconic movie and TV quotes.

So buckle up (if you can find a seatbelt), hold on tight (if you haven't lost your grip), and prepare to embark on a journey through the dumbestand most entertaining doomsday you'll ever encounter.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Blade & Co
• Erscheinungstermin: 16. Mai 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798224762668
• Artikelnr.: 70722019

Autorenporträt

Jinx Blade was born on the brink of a post-apocalyptic era and sent back in time to chronicle her tales. With a penchant for the absurdity of end times, Jinx's writing dives headfirst into chaos, showcasing ordinary people navigating through absolute hell with a side of snark and a dash of dark humor.

Inspired by George Romero's "Dawn of the Dead" in high school, Jinx's obsession with zombies never waned. Armed with wit and a love for the undead, she fearlessly blends heart-pounding action with laugh-out-loud moments.

When not conjuring up post-apocalyptic worlds, Jinx indulges in horror movies and perfecting her zombie survival plan (hint: lots of canned beans and a trusty chainsaw).

So get ready for a wild ride through the end of the world with Jinx Blade. Just remember: when zombies attack, laughter might be your best weapon.