Chris Dolley

How Possession Can Help You Lose Weight (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

"I lost so much weight I could float above my bed!" - Lida Blair

The hilarious new spoof diet book from New York Times bestselling author, Chris Dolley. This book covers everything from 'the science of possession' to 'Crapper Clinic's Demon Dating Service' that ensures clients are possessed by the demon most compatible with their slimming needs.

This is the diet book that everyone is talking about. Some of you may have read about the clinical trials undertaken by Stepford University one of the leading universities on the PLANET with more likes on Facebook than Harvard and SIX times that of Stanford!

Or maybe you watched Chelsee Chambers test the diet on Extreme Celebrity Weight Loss. Or caught the Projectile Vomiting video on YouTube...

The Possession Diet is the ONLY diet guaranteed 110% effective by the FDA (Federal Demon Association) ... and it's ALMOST NEVER FATAL!

Read the testimonials. Read about Astral Exercising and Head Spinning. Try the recipes...

If you want to know how to lose OVER THIRTY POUNDS in ONE day (without using a chainsaw) this is the book for you!

Brick Crapper has seven doctorates awarded by the Internet's leading universities, and is a judge on America's Idlest Loser. Like Brick, this book is both short and funny.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Bookviewcafe
• Erscheinungstermin: 30. April 2013
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781611382532
• Artikelnr.: 38468919

Autorenporträt

Chris Dolley is a New York Times bestselling author, a pioneer computer game designer and a teenage freedom fighter. That was in 1974 when Chris was tasked with publicising Plymouth Rag Week. Some people might have arranged an interview with the local newspaper. Chris created the Free Cornish Army, invaded the country next door, and persuaded the UK media that Cornwall had risen up and declared independence. As he told journalists at the time, 'It was only a small country, and I did give it back.'

In 1981, he created Randomberry Games and wrote Necromancer, one of the first 3D first person perspective D&D computer games.

In 2004, his acclaimed novel, Resonance, was the first book plucked out of Baen's electronic slushpile.

Now he lives in rural France with his wife and a frightening number of animals. They grow their own food and solve their own crimes. The latter out of necessity when Chris's identity was stolen along with their life savings. Abandoned by the police forces of four countries who all insisted the crime originated in someone else's jurisdiction, he had to solve the crime himself. Which he did, and got a book out of it - the International bestseller, French Fried: One Man's Move to France With Too Many Animals And An Identity Thief.

He writes SF, Fantasy, Mystery, Humour and Memoir. His memoir, French Fried, is an NY Times bestseller. What Ho, Automaton! - the first of his Reeves and Worcester Steampunk Mysteries series - was a finalist for the 2012 WSFA Small Press Award.