Denise N. Wheatley

I Wish I Never Met You (eBook, ePUB)

Dating the Shiftless, Stupid, and Ugly A Novel

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Preston the Project Mishap

Ernest the Undercover Sugarbooty

Marvin the Married Man-Boy

Forrest the Foul Fiancé

What single woman hasn't been desperate enough to risk it all in an attempt to find True Love? Vulnerable enough to believe in the whole girl-meets-boy, girl-and-boy-fall-in-love, the-two-live-happily-ever-after, blah, blah, blah? News flash: It never happens that way. Eventually, a girl learns that the road to Mr. Right is littered with more than a few Mr. No Ways.

I Wish I Never Met You is the hilarious, uncensored confession of one woman, reeling from a lifetime of dating disasters -- the blind dates, the nightclub crawlers, the ballers, the liars, and the ugly but earnest suitors. As she tries to sort out what she's learned from the heartache and the embarrassments, she'll have you laughing out loud, thanking God it's not your life while recognizing that you've made all the same mistakes.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: Simon + Schuster LLC
• Seitenzahl: 224
• Erscheinungstermin: 3. August 2004
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9781416585435
• Artikelnr.: 37874104

Autorenporträt

Denise N. Wheatley is an avid reader and writer who has been doing both ever since she can remember. She is a dreamer who once thought the reality of being a published author was quite a long shot. But because beastly Corporate America never suited her, she took a chance on her first love and began writing books. When she is not writing, Denise can be found in a movie theater, on a tennis court, in front of her stereo listening to hip-hop, or on the phone giving/getting advice. She currently resides in Chicago, IL.

Inhaltsangabe

Contents
Intro
I: One Night Only
Doug the Heinous Dragon
Preston the Project Mishap
Ernest the Undercover Sugarbooty
II: I Want It All
Willy the Weed Smoker
Leroy the Loser-Ass Liar
Warren the So-Called Wonder
Bubba the Bogus-Ass Baller
III: Unholy Matrimony
Forrest the Foul Fiancé
Marvin the Married Man-Boy
Dennis the Dumb-Ass Divorcé
IV: The Big Payback
Horace the Human Ape
Igor the Ignoramus
Cecil the Circus Midget
Outtro