Warning: This is a VERY taboo, vintage, hard-boiled full length (100+ Pages), post-censorship erotic novel. This is bad stuff. Both bad meaning bad and bad meaning *good*. The story is so crazy, we can't even give a proper description.
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"Will, would you mind dropping these recipes off at your Uncle Ted's house on your way to the swimming pool? I was supposed to see that Sharon gets them this morning but it looks like I'm going to be too busy to get around to it."Will Brant looked up from his bacon and eggs in time to make a face as his mother set a small piece of notecards on the kitchen table beside him. "Aw, come on, Mom. I'm gonna be late! The guys are practicing their high-dives today, and they'll start without me!"Joyce Brant smiled, knowing her son would give in, despite his arguments. "Now, darling, I'm not asking very much, am I? Just drop these off at your uncle's house -- it's right on the way, isn't it? Maybe your Aunt Sharon Will bake up some of those cookies you love for our cook-out tonight. Isn't that worth the effort?""Well..." Will hesitated, still not used to his young "Aunt Sharon". After all, she'd only been married to Uncle Ted three months now, and at twenty-four she hardly seemed much older than Will himself.
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"Will, would you mind dropping these recipes off at your Uncle Ted's house on your way to the swimming pool? I was supposed to see that Sharon gets them this morning but it looks like I'm going to be too busy to get around to it."Will Brant looked up from his bacon and eggs in time to make a face as his mother set a small piece of notecards on the kitchen table beside him. "Aw, come on, Mom. I'm gonna be late! The guys are practicing their high-dives today, and they'll start without me!"Joyce Brant smiled, knowing her son would give in, despite his arguments. "Now, darling, I'm not asking very much, am I? Just drop these off at your uncle's house -- it's right on the way, isn't it? Maybe your Aunt Sharon Will bake up some of those cookies you love for our cook-out tonight. Isn't that worth the effort?""Well..." Will hesitated, still not used to his young "Aunt Sharon". After all, she'd only been married to Uncle Ted three months now, and at twenty-four she hardly seemed much older than Will himself.