David Abeling-Judge

Life in Five Seconds: Dad Jokes, Mom Jokes, Life Lessons, Musings, and More (eBook, ePUB)

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

The best advice you can ever get is this: find the funny.

Being a husband, being a dad, being a teacher...are the best, hardest, sweetest, strangest, and funniest things in life. This book gives small moments of joy, laughter, and frustration, collected over years of learning how to adult the hard way.

Also, if you don't love this book, the author will feel very bad. He might even cry about it.

Snippets:

Thank you, Amazon, for the reminder of my wife's upcoming birthday, and for the numerous suggestions of toddler toys as recommended birthday gifts.

I will be sure to let you know how they are received.

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My wife tries to teach manners by teaching our child to say "pardon" and "may I please be excused."

I high five her when she farts at the dinner table.

Parenting is about balance.

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I took the puppy to school yesterday, and we stopped by a colleague's office to say hello. She peed right outside his door.

I'm such a good friend.

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I went from "I'm pretty sure I have a handle on this issue" to "I need an adult" in about five seconds.

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: David Abeling-Judge
• Erscheinungstermin: 19. Juni 2024
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9798227295781
• Artikelnr.: 72378437