Claire Hooper

Love Bites (eBook, ePUB)

101 Tips for Dating Guys with Fangs

• Format: ePub

Produktbeschreibung

Australian girls obsessed with vampires will love this wickedly funny guide to dating guys with fangs, written by comedian and TV personality Claire Hooper. It's the perfect follow-on read for fans of 'Nightlight'.
We know that vampires exist, and that we really, really want one. So how can you score your own gorgeous immortal? And how do you keep a relationship alive when your partner is one of the eternal undead? Claire Hooper has a wealth of experience when it comes to dating guys who can't go out in sunlight, aren't suitable to introduce to your parents, and quite possibly have blood on their hands. In Love Bites she shares her insider's knowledge, taking you from go to whoa to vampire ho by answering questions such as: 'He's been around for hundreds of years. Are there any pick-up lines he hasn't heard?' 'I know vampires are really into virgins. Can I just tell him I am one? Or will he read my mind and find out the truth?' 'Does aloe vera work on fang holes? I need these ones to clear up fast, cos I have to wear an evening dress to a black-tie event next week.' 'If, like you say, he's watching me when I sleep, does that mean he's watching me when I pee?' If it all goes according to plan, you'll also need to know how to wean him onto animal blood, where to put his coffin, and how to resolve that all-important eternal life question - will you, or won't you?

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Produktdetails

• Verlag: ABC Books
• Seitenzahl: 194
• Erscheinungstermin: 17. Januar 2011
• Englisch
• ISBN-13: 9780730494423
• Artikelnr.: 43846405

Autorenporträt

Claire Hooper is an award-winning standup comedian and writer. She is a Team Captain on GOOD NEWS WEEK, as well as appearing on ABC TV's THE SIDESHOW, ROVE and comedy festivals across Australia and overseas. Her hobbies include pretending to know more than she does and giving unwarranted advice. No refunds if the 101 tips fail to deliver you a lasting vampire romance.